Redditors Share Their First Date Horror Stories – Awkward Hilarity Ensues

We’ve all had our fair share of bad dates. It’s all too easy to find yourself breaking bread with someone who looked good on paper, but who’s actually pretty terrible once you meet him or her in person. But however bad your last bad date went, just know that it could have been much worse. Need proof? Below, Redditors share some of the most awkward things to ever happen to them on a date. We went to a posh restaurant. I had to go to bathroom three times during the two hours we were there. The waiters were staring, she was looking embarrassed by me.

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Couple came into the restaurant dressed very goth. After ordering the meal they then politely asked the waitress if she would stick around for a second so they could feed off of her aura so they could have enough energy for the night. The waitress was indeed tipped well for her delicious energy.

Some very awkward date moments have been shared in answer to to share stories of their most awkward dating moments she told them to.

They get seated at the bar, order some drinks and are sitting there chatting and laughing… The guy drops to one knee and pulls out a ring. Girl immediately shuts him down. Practically RUNS out of the place, does not look back. He looks gutted. Pays the bill and walks out, staring at the floor the whole time. He won’t let his girlfriend order what she wants and cuts her off saying ‘She’ll eat what I decides she’ll eat’.

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While first dates give you a great chance to get to know someone new, trying to cram the basics of your life into a few hours while getting the on someone else can be stressful AF. Of course, some first dates turn into meaningful relationships. Just remember you’re not alone in this seemingly endless struggle to find an eligible human.

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Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. He sat next to me in the restaurant booth and proceeded to slide a butter knife up and down my thigh. He then went on to ask what my response would be if he told me he had five dicks. Yeah, never saw that guy again. Then afterwards, while eating dinner, the conversation was so awkward due to nothing in common, I couldn’t even look him in the eye.

He asked if I’d like to come over for dinner. This is not normally something I would agree to, but I did since I knew his mom. Turned out he still lived at home with her. While I was planning my exit strategy, she got up and asked, ‘Would you two like some privacy for coitus? I never felt comfortable around her at work again. We decided to drive around for about an hour, just talking and getting to know one another.

It was going well so we started making out.

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Everybody has a handful of stories about first dates that were memorable for all the wrong reasons, and now the entire internet has one more. Footage of Ben Samuel’s first dates with five different women from the second season of Dating Around on Netflix has got viewers divided, with some cringing at the awkwardness so hard they’re watching from behind a cushion, and others being thoroughly won over by Ben’s antsy, enthusiastic attempts to woo each lady. Prior to appearing on Season 2 of Dating Around , Ben had only been in one relationship before — but it lasted 10 years, which might go some way towards explaining why he appears to be so nervous during his dates on the show.

He’s been out of the game for a hot minute.

We have no idea what we’re doing and it leads to some of the most cringeworthy and embarrassing stories imaginable and we’ve found a list of.

On Sunday, I told you that my relationship had officially moved into “serious” territory. But if you’d asked me after our first date if I ever thought C and I would get to that point? I would have said no! Let me tell you the story of our first date. Here’s a little something I’ve never even told my boyfriend C: He was a backup date! C and I met online, and I wasn’t sure if I was very interested in him, but we made flexible plans to grab coffee one Friday anyway. However, I’d already made plans with a guy I’d been trying to meet up with for weeks, but the dude kept flaking, so I’d double booked for my Friday, figuring I’d have one date either way.

Well, when Mr.

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As our lives have become busier, easy to use mobile apps such as Tinder have gained popularity with those wanting anything from a bit of fun to a committed relationship. They can then browse through nearby singletons and swipe either right or left to show their interest, or lack of, respectively. But this is where things have the potential to go seriously wrong: what happens when a match made in Tinder heaven becomes a first date from hell? He asked if I wanted to meet up briefly in a local pub, just to see if there was any chemistry between us in real life before going on a proper date.

I matched with this girl and we were speaking for about a week before we decided to go on a date. All I could hear was the loud, horrible sound of her lips slapping as she devoured each bite, mixed with heavy breathing.

And so, in honour of haunting memories of single life, I decided to have a look around for some of the most awkward date stories ever. Reddit, the Holy Grail of.

One day, several years ago, I got a text from a guy named Rob…. An image of Rob floated into my mind: dark hair, short stature. I was surprised yet happy to hear from him, and we made a date for the following week. The day of the date arrived. I walked up to the bar, smoothing my hair in that excited-yet-anxious way reserved exclusively for those moments leading up to dates and interviews.

I scanned the bar. I saw no Rob. I squinted. It was a slightly familiar looking stranger — very tall and very blond. How did I know that guy?

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Dating Stories – Barry Watson’s Most Awkward Date Moment. You can’t make this stuff up. Barry Watson shares a funny yet embarrassing moment from a date.

People make silly mistakes all the time, but when doing it before a stranger you wish to woo over, the awkwardness level may rise sky-high. Dates can turn into a scene of an awful sitcom even if you are up in your game. In my defense … She brought her brother. Then later she got mad at me for not making a move. Even though people agree to go out together, the exact purpose of the meeting is often shrouded in mystery.

A trivial detail, but it strictly limits whether you can make a move or not. Running out of topics to discuss is the second worst thing that could happen on a date the first one is setting the restaurant on fire with the candles. To avoid long, uncomfortable silences, prepare some interesting stories or jokes in advance. Also, pay attention to what your partner says to ask them more about something they told. A short, but quite self-explaining story. The morale is: first impressions do matter, so take your partner to a classy place to eat.

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